A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.
“I will grant you three wishes,” announced the genie. “But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well — only double.”
The salesman thought about this for a while. “For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars,” he announced.
Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. “But your rival has just received $20,000,000,” the genie said.
“I’ve always wanted a Ferrari,” the salesman said.
Instantly a Ferrari appeared. “But your rival has just received two Ferrari's,” the genie said. “And what is your last wish?”
“Well,” said the salesman, “I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant.”
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This made me chuckle. I'm a bundle of nerves today. Procedure tomorrow. Just have a weird feeling.
~Steve
Hi. I'm Steve - you've found my blog. I talk about my experiences with dialysis and transplants all while trying to live a "normal" life. From a young man to a middle aged dad, insight and thoughts on life, love and living with ESRD - tinged with humor.
Hope all went well Steve. Thinking about you and praying you have a speedy recovery.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure everything will go just fine. I'm already looking forward to happy update in the near future.
ReplyDeleteHe could have donated 1 kidney and part of his liver.
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